Upping the ‘ante’ with a full house of uncles
Gaston de Rosayro
Ah, the Asian concept of an Uncle .That ever present honorific
relating to an older relative or someone quite unrelated. Close friends
of your mum and dad are your beloved aunts and uncles .And many Asians
love them more than the very blood relatives they are supposed to love.
In Sri Lanka Uncle or Auntie, is pretty much used in place of Sir or
Ma’am. It is after all a show of respect for your elders.
Now for certain your parents’ best friends are your uncles, unless of
course they are your aunts .But they are without a trace of any blood
connections, not even second cousins three times removed or profess any
such relationship. So they are simplified to uncle or aunt . It is very
much an Asian figure of speech, as most East Asians and Southeast Asians
call any elder stranger ‘Uncle’ or ‘Aunt’ as a sign of respect. This
extends to family friends and close acquaintances, even without any
blood ties.
Conversely, if you are very young, your true companion’s uncles and
aunts are likely to be yours as well, through contagion, and their
parents may be uncle and aunt to you.In tradition-bound Sri Lanka,
Confucian attributes, such as filial devotion, border on the
reverential. And many of these features such as deferential affection
towards parents, elders and strong family relationships still do exist
among the majority of the population.
In the north of Sri Lanka I am called Ungle, which carries a slightly
different inflexion from the young southerners’ Uncal . They are both a
far cry from the lower-middle class Brit who would distinctly address
his mother’s brother as Ankkil .Theoretically, any male is an ‘uncle’ to
anyone younger than him.
Some of the uncles are so far removed from your family tree that you
have to go all the way to Adam to establish a relationship. Your next
door neighbour, your father’s colleague, a passer-by on the street who
happens to wear a watch just when you needed to know what time it is,
and of course your blood-uncles. So you see, relatively speaking, it
should be easy to understand that kinship or no kinship each one of them
is a bona-fide uncle in his own right.
Sri Lanka probably has the largest number of uncles per capita in the
world. That is why ethno-sociologists have a field day studying this
institution. However, it confuses the hell out of them as to why a Sri
Lankan uncle is ‘adverbed.’ For instance it is always Gaston Uncle,
never Uncle Gaston. Also, uncle-ness is not associative, mathematically
speaking. Your uncle’s uncle could be your own father. Figure that one
out yourself!
I have worked and lived in several southeast Asian nations including
Malaysia, Singapore and Hong Kong and have done a couple of shorter
stints in a some neighbouring countries too. I do not profess insight
into every Asian culture, but I am guessing the trend is pretty common,
if not universal, across the region.
Chinese and Indonesians do it. Malaysians and Filipinos do it.
Indians and Sri Lankans do it. Now if you are reading this and lived or
grew up in an Asian country this will not be news to you. But it is
quite radically different to the norm in the Anglo-Saxon world. To most
Westerners the titles refer to the brother of one’s father or mother or
the husband of one’s aunt.
Of course, there are limits on who you can confer these titles to.
Once you get that dream position at that blue-chip company, calling your
CEO Uncle would be unlikely to go down as a stellar career move. And
make sure that the person is substantially older than you before you
start calling them this. No one likes to be reminded that they are
getting old, so 30 something women are often less than pleased to be
called auntie by 20 something Bimbos.
Most younger Sri Lankans would hold back from calling their friends’
parents Mr and Mrs as a bit too business- like. But calling them by
their first names would be overly familiar. Perhaps it is part of our
cultural perspective emerging here, because Sri Lankans in similarity to
many other Asians, are and always have been overly status-conscious.
They would not address an older person by their first name without
prefacing it with a respectful signifier of their status.
I remember the look on the faces of two British couples visiting my
grandparent’s estate when my younger brother and sister addressed them
as Auntie and Uncle .I do recall that their faces expressed equal parts
surprise and delight. Naturally I am quite used to it and find it rather
endearing myself. Although I harboured fears when I was around 30
something that I was getting old enough to have the title applied to
myself.
Most Sri Lankan kids have this weird concept that their Gaston Uncle
is a super hero who wears his under pants underneath his pants. And that
Hollywood got it all wrong with Superman. They accept the other
similarities such as Clark Kent and their Uncal Gaston being in the same
profession.
The most harrowing experience of growing up is when you realise one
day that you too have suddenly become an uncle or a grand-uncle to
Cuckoo or Pipu. At first you try to deny it. But ours is a small
universe and the way Sri Lankans copulate and populate no one is immune
to this. Once you become an uncle, your lifestyle changes and now you
have to be more responsible and ‘uncly.’
Uncles of the opposite sex are called Aunties or Anties in Sinhala
parlance. They are usually appendices to the uncles. They smile a lot,
talk a lot and spend most of their useful lives in preparing copious
amounts of yummy food. No, they are not called Anties because they are
anti-uncle. Poker-playing women’s libbers will ‘anti-cipate’ upping the
ante with a full house of uncles. But don’t ever dare mention the ‘gey’
names of uncles, because the Western world might then imagine they are
all aunts!
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