Felix Dias Bandaranaike’s 26th death anniversary
[Cousin Felix]
Excerpts from the book FDB:
Christine WICKRAMASINGHE
Felix Dias Bandaranaike
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The family physician stood at the top of the staircase at ‘Granta’
and announced to the anxious relatives assembled below: “Mrs Dias has
just given birth to a fine baby boy weighing a little over thirteen
pounds.” “Good Lord!” exclaimed our grandfather. “A Mighty Atom!” That
was how Felix Reginald Dias Bandaranaike (Jnr.) joined the family at 1st
lane, Colpetty (now Mahanuge Gardens).
His parents were delighted. Large family units were still popular in
the ‘30s. His stepbrother Mickey and his sister Christine looked forward
to even happier times than they already enjoyed while the cousins down
the lane were always thrilled to welcome another kid into their midst, a
symbol of endless possibilities.
Reginald Felix (Bunny), Felix’s father, had him christened Felix
Reginald after grandfather, hoping that the grandson would take after
his paternal grandfather in some respects, notably a predisposition for
the law and a generous portion of wit and intelligence. Interested
observers might discern to what extent these wishes were fulfilled.
Young Felix spent a happy childhood, his father’s restrictive rules
being greatly tempered by his mother’s milder regime. His birthdays were
celebrated every November 5th with a grand ‘Guy Fawkes’ party. His
father was a loyal British subject (with certain reservations regarding
intermarriage and joining their Armed Forces). He was an authority on
British History so we looked forward to this annual event with its
lavish display of fireworks culminating in the burning of a guy. This
often upset the women servants in the neighbourhood as they refused to
believe it was only an effigy of a British Traitor four centuries ago.
At an early age, Felix’s instinct for the humorous became evident.
Auntie Freda’s bouncing, bonny baby showed no lack of bounce literally
or metaphorically. He could take the hardest knocks and come up smiling.
When Christine and he were being driven home from school in their Baby
Austin the car door flew open as they rounded the bend from Turret Road
into Galle Road and podgy Felix rolled out on to the road. They decided
not to mention the fact at home fearing that the driver might lose his
job. But on second thoughts the man decided to tell the mistress about
it. She was most concerned and wanted to send for the doctor. Felix
cheerfully dismissed her fears saying: “I stopped for a roll at Perera
and Sons.”
Strict disciplinarian
Felix exploited his sense of humour to his advantage as well as
amusement. His father, the strict disciplinarian, was never the target
of his jokes but his mother suffered occasionally. A teacher by
profession she controlled her children with gentle restraints. However,
even those irked Felix at times. He got up one morning pretending to be
possessed by the spirit of a dead ancestor. “Freda!” he intoned in
sepulchral tones. “Give your youngsters plenty of bacon, not cod-liver
oil.” Again “Stop sending Felix to dancing classes” or “Sack his Maths
and Sinhalese tutors” and “It’s perfectly safe for him to ride his
bicycle on the roads or drive the car.” Our aunt was frantic not knowing
what to make of these utterances. On medical advice she kept him from
school until Felix, at the pleading of Christine (who found it difficult
to sustain her role in the act), gave up the pretence. He manoeuvred the
metamorphosis so artistically that his mother never solved the mystery.
Females, both young and old, were popular objects of his teasing.
There were the relatives at “The Rosary,” his mother’s home, where the
“Granta” children were sent on regular visits and where they received
much spoiling from a bevy of old ladies complete with lavender, lace,
muslin jackets and Victorian skirts. On one occasion the old dears came
for dinner to “Granta.” Felix’s mother’s cook was one who had been
passed on to them by a retiring English Judge. This man was a master of
English cuisine. He used to get his mistress to leave menus on the table
at formal dinner parties. Alice Auntie, a delicate spinster grandaunt,
who was seated next to Felix, inquired from him about the first item on
the menu.
“That’s Mock Turtle Soup,” explained Felix. “Oh!” said Aunt Alice.
“And where does your mother get the turtles from?” “Ah those,” said
Felix. “We get plenty of them in our back garden, crawling up from the
Beira Lake.”
Alice Auntie put down her spoon and sent away the rest of the soup
untested and most of the meal that followed. When Felix’s mother
questioned him later as to whether anything had upset the old lady he
disclaimed all knowledge, his face the picture of innocence.
Pandora’s Box
Then there was the nurse who sponged Felix when he was recovering
from appendectomy. She sponged him down to the navel and then adroitly
continued from his knees downwards. “Why don’t you do the whole of me?
After all I’m only a little boy,” he simpered coyly and she had to
comply.”
Felix was a lovable rascal and masterminded many a fun-filled
escapade. This suited his brother, sister and cousins who acknowledged
his organizing ability while keeping a wary eye on him in case his ego
exceeded its bounds.
Happily for Felix and his siblings their father was a dedicated
Freemason. He would disappear to the Masonic Temple for several hours of
an evening every month. That was the time his children would be their
natural selves. They would drag out a big black box from under a bed in
the Visitors’ Room.
Pandora’s Box, we called it. The cousins (excepting the nursery
group) were rarely left out of the goings-on at “Granta.” Our aunt was
persuaded to go visiting on such occasions but she must have had an
inkling of the conspiracies.
The box contained books, letters, diaries, newspaper cuttings,
photographs and objects considered “forbidden fruit” for youthful
consumption. Avidly we pored over this material ranging from facts of
life to unpublicised activities of staid and pious members of earlier
generations, their romances, feuds and lapses; we learned about our
British, German, Italian and West Indian connections and heaps more that
was beautiful, exciting, sad and sometimes downright foolish. I think we
benefited from what we learned. Felix too. It was a lesson about life
that went deeper than anything we acquired from school or parents.
Then followed a feast of another kind, a delicious meal consisting of
goodies such as masalavadai, godambs, buhari chicken, seeni sambol,
pawkies, cream buns and ice-cream. We really enjoyed those evenings
although not always around Pandora’s Box.
Admittedly Felix possessed an IQ above the average, bordering
possibly on the precocious. But he was unsnubbable, countering all
critics with his disarming chuckle and twinkling eye. One had to allow
for the fact that he was the product of three generations of men of the
law, religion and letters on his father’s and mother’s sides, not to
speak of the access he had to the libraries of his father and
grandfather. Literature, law books, encyclopaedias were always
available. What is surprising is that friends and relations continued to
tolerate him considering the way his otherwise undemonstrative father
loved to show off Felix.
Young ladies
In wartime, for instance, the skies were constantly being ripped
through by Allied planes flying over Colombo. “Felix,” ordered his
father, “what is the name of that plane that just flew overhead?”
“Hurricane,” replied Felix promptly. “How can you tell?” we used to ask.
Felix could describe the identifying marks which, on checking, were
found to be perfectly correct. He could tell a Spitfire from a Hurricane
or an American B2 Bomber from a Reconnaissance plane, and he was only
12.
He knew most of the answers be they to Grandfather’s trickiest
Crossword clues or to cousins preparing for a Radio Quiz. Irritating?
Sometimes. But he was merely being helpful.
He was no good at Sports unlike his brother. He loved reading; the
Holy Bible, Charles Dickens, Sir Walter Scott, Conan Doyle and Oscar
Wilde amongst his favourites.
Christmas Eve
The works of Dickens were popular with the family for two reasons:
one being that Sir Henry Fielding Dickens (Charles’s son) had been
Grandpapa’s tutor at Cambridge and had visited his pupil and family in
Ceylon with his wife; also, because Uncle Bunny used to read ‘A
Christmas Carol’ to his children every Christmas Eve in order to keep
them out of the way of their mother, preparing to play Mother Santa at
night.
Christmas was a particularly happy time for Felix and his family. It
had a lot to do with gift-giving, eating, drinking, carol singing,
concerts and the like and centred round our grandfather. Felix Dias (Snr.)
had a puckish sense of humour not unlike his grandson’s but a trifle
more wicked. He knew most persons by a nickname of his coinage. At New
Year he would sometimes take his grandsons to visit relations’ houses
where unattached young ladies were on show for eligible bachelors while
their mothers vied with each other for praise of their culinary skills.
This was part of family tradition and Felix was never bored by
tradition. Though not even an eligible bachelor at the time he used to
amuse himself by chatting up the girls or pulling funny faces at them
and sending them into whales of giggles. In either case they failed to
impress the bachelors. The two Felix’s chuckled for days over the comic
situations they had encountered.
It was difficult to tell which was the real Felix. The humorist, the
serious student of law and religion, the genial companion or the
politician. We often wondered uneasily. Were his politics also another
act? No. He had to sacrifice too much to do it for his own amusement.
But his natural love of teasing appeared even in Parliament when he used
it to embarrass his foes as during the “Baring of M.P’s Assets” Bill.
Was he a despot and a dictator? In the Family he was the peacemaker,
dealing with the toughest old ladies and the knottiest legal problems
with satisfaction to all and malice to none.
Did he deserve the titles “Super Brat,” “Mighty Atom,” or did he
become too big for his boots? History can make its own judgement. With
us it was he who kept alive our childhood bonds, becoming a child again
every Christmas, waiting for the Carol-singers on Christmas Eve, having
the family round his own Christmas table and playing Father Christmas to
those who shared his life from infancy - the old, their children, the
domestic staff and the disabled.
Yes, there were some things which Felix took seriously like his
loyalty to his faith, his family, his friends and his ideals. |