Jokes

In a restaurant

Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!

Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

SPOT, SPOT, SPOT

“Spell SPOT three times.”

“S P O T, S P O T, S P O T”

“What do you do when you come to a green light?”

(answer is invariably-) “Stop!”

“What, at a GREEN light?”

What is your fees?

Man to Lawyer: What is your fees?

Lawyer: Rs. 200 for 3 questions.

Man: Isn’t it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

This is England National Radio

January 21st, 2010

A Man shouts at shopkeeper: You cheated me. You sold me a cheap radio.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold you a good radio.

A Man: Radio label shows “Made in Japan” but radio says: This is England National Radio.

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