Lifestyle:
Travails of a bus traveller
W. M. A. P. Perera
TRAVEL: I arrived at the main halt at 6.30 a.m. with the intention of
reaching Colombo by 8.30 a.m. I waited for sometime in the bus stand as
it was a rainy day. After the rains there were several mud puddles on
the road.
An empty bus, like an elephant, rolled into where I was standing,
overtaking three buses parked at the halt. Oh God! It stopped with a
jerk, bolted, smashing the water puddles, sprinkling muddy water into my
mouth.
There were a few drops of mud on my sari. The driver, with a roaring
face, like a lion, appeared to have won in a battle. The conductor
stepping out shouted ?Otuwa? ?Pitotuwa?.
I
was the first to get in. I found a seat in a corner, sat and tried to be
comfortable, with a heavenly thought of a little nap.
Just then a noisy large family got in, caterwauling and quarrelling
for the corner seat by the three little boys. The mother, a young woman
with a little girl on her lap sat beside the boys, whipping all three of
them simultaneously. All the three started crying, the woman, supposed
to be the mother, made me think she was completely deaf. I tried to take
a nap.
Small nap
Just then somebody shouted ?my purse is lost.? Three men jumped out
of the bus.
What a scene! The woman also jumped out of the bus, I was happy as I
wanted to have a nap.
Just then the driver switched on the cassette player and I was
wondering what to do. I turned round to see faces withering to the sound
of music. The driver was tapping onto the wheel. Then he stopped at a
halt.
The passengers were standing packed like a tin of sardine. However,
the driver was not ready to move the bus. He wanted more passengers to
get in. I peeped out of the window to watch the bus stopping at every
place, even for a person who was standing to cross the road. The
conductor was pleading them to get into the bus! So the bus was
travelling at a snail?s speed, yet I did not mind because it was any how
moving. I tried to get some sleep.
Then I heard a woman shouting ?Ai umbata hetthuwenna thenak nedda?. (Don?t
you have any other place to lean against). And I saw a figure inside the
crowd slowly moving.
He was having a hearty laugh. I tried to have a nap. Suddenly a
beggar from nowhere, with stinking clothes started begging.
Jana kavi style
He stood by my seat. As I did not have coins I looked the other way.
Just then I heard him cursing people in a Jana kavi style. Most of them
were looking out of the window.
Then he went away. A tall man then started singing. Of course he had
talent, I thought if he had taken part in the Super Star contest he
would have become one of the first 12. I enjoyed the song but it soon
became a nuisance as he was continuously singing.
It was a bit of a competition.
He was singing aloud, competing with the noise of the cassette. The
sound was terrible but I tried to sleep.
Just then a standing passenger started coughing disturbing everyone.
He sneezed aloud, sprinkling saliva on everybody?s clothes including me.
Thinking of an evening shower at home, I tried to be comfortable. I was
wondering why these people did not carry a handkerchief or a piece of
cloth.
Motorcade
Oh! God, I felt the bus was not moving again. I peeped out and heard
a person who was standing on the road saying that a VIP?s motorcade was
heading on. I thought to myself after all we have to abide by the law.
His security is our security. I tried to peep out of the window, just to
have a glimpse of the VIP.
Oh! At last it was all over. I felt the bus was moving forward. I
heard a man shouting ?stop the bus?. A commuter had fallen from the bus
and all the men got off the bus to support the old man who was injured.
I looked at my watch. Only ten minutes to Pettah. I was still in
Bambalapitiya. How to sign the register? By now the Head Clerk must be
trotting towards the Register to draw the red line, I imagined. I tried
to be comfortable, my inner heart weeping for the wasted time.
Cheerfully I tried to pacify myself.
The bus jerked and I knocked my head on the front seat. Many others
got the same treatment. We thanked our stars for saving our lives.
I suddenly remembered that the conductor had not returned my balance.
I had to wriggle through the crowd to get hold of the conductor. He
started arguing with me. I felt like giving a blow on his head. He
reluctantly returned my balance of Rs. 5.
Thanking my stars I looked out of the window to find whether I had
passed my destination! I knew I was late to office and was planning to
apply for short leave, I started walking down the road to office.
World?s best whiskers vie for honours
MOUSTACHE TWISTING: One contestant had a moustache twisted into the
shape of London?s Tower Bridge; others sported bushy beards that would
make Grizzly Adams envious. In the end, Beard Team USA nabbed four of
the top honours - by a whisker - at the World Beard and Mustache
Championships.
About 250 shaggy men from around the world competed in 17 different
classes of facial hair at the competition in Brighton, England.
The event had long been dominated by German beard clubs, but the
Americans made a strong showing at this
year?s competition, taking victories in four categories.
Jack Passion, a 23-year-old from San Francisco, won the highly
competitive ?Full Natural Beard? competition with his flowing orange
fuzz.
?I feel fantastic,? he said, ?I?m 23 and I have the best beard in the
world.?
He attributed part of his success to his outfit, a blue tuxedo and
bowler hat, which helped bring out the red in his beard.
?I looked like a groom,? he said. ?Too bad you never get married when
you have a huge beard.? The mustache categories include the ?Dali? -
slender with long tips, straight or arching up - and the big and bushy
?Hungarian,? while the beard categories ranged from the shorter ?Verdi?
to the rounder, more expansive ?Garibaldi.?
Those with particularly fanciful fuzz - like the man with the Tower
Bridge growing from his face - competed in freestyle categories.
Competitors were barred from using extensions or hair pins, although
wax and hairspray were allowed in some cases. The first World Beard and
Mustache Championship was held by beard enthusiasts in Germany in 1990.
The next championships in 2009 will be held in Anchorage, Alaska.
?Anchorage knows how to put on a show,? said David Traver, 42, who is
organizing the 2009 event. ?And they have a fantastic appreciation for
whiskers.?
AP
Mythical beast turns up in Texas
UGLY CREATURE: Phylis Canion lived in Africa for four years. She?s
been a hunter all her life and has the mounted heads of a zebra and
other exotic animals in her house to prove it. But the roadkill she
found last month outside her ranch was a new one even for her, worth
putting in a freezer hidden from curious onlookers: Canion believes she
may have the head of the mythical, bloodsucking chupacabra.
?It is one ugly creature,? Canion said, holding the head of the
mammal, which has big ears, large fanged teeth
Phylis Canion examines the head of what she is calling a
Chupacabra at her home in Cuero, Texas. Canion believes she may
have the head of the mythical bloodsucking chupacabra. She found
the strange looking animal dead outside her ranch and thinks it
is responsible for killing many of her chickens. AP |
and grayish-blue, mostly hairless skin.
Canion and some of her neighbours discovered the 40-pound bodies of
three of the animals over four days in July outside her ranch in Cuero,
80 miles southeast of San Antonio. Canion said she saved the head of the
one she found so she can get to the bottom of its ancestry through DNA
testing and then mount it for posterity.
Rural denizens
She suspects, as have many rural denizens over the years, that a
chupacabra may have killed as many as 26 of her chickens in the past
couple of years.
?I?ve seen a lot of nasty stuff. I?ve never seen anything like this,?
she said.
What tipped Canion to the possibility that this was no ugly coyote,
but perhaps the vampire-like beast, is that the chickens weren?t eaten
or carried off - all the blood was drained from them, she said.
Goat sucker
Chupacabra means ?goat sucker? in Spanish, and it is said to have
originated in Latin America, specifically Puerto Rico and Mexico.
Canion thinks recent heavy rains ran them right out of their dens.
?I think it could have wolf in it,? Canion said. ?It has to be a
cross between two or three different things.?
She said the finding has captured the imagination of locals, just
like purported sightings of Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster have
elsewhere.
But what folks are calling a chupacabra is probably just a strange
breed of dog, said veterinarian Travis Schaar of the Main Street Animal
Hospital in nearby Victoria.
?I?m not going to tell you that?s not a chupacabra. I just think in
my opinion a chupacabra is a dog,? said Schaar, who has seen Canion?s
find.
Litter of dogs
The ?chupacabras? could have all been part of a mutated litter of
dogs, or they may be a new kind of mutt, he said.
As for the bloodsucking, Schaar said that this particular canine may
simply have a preference for blood, letting its prey bleed out and
licking it up.
Chupacabra or not, the discovery has spawned a local and
international craze. Canion has started selling T-shirts that read:
?2007, The Summer of the Chupacabra, Cuero, Texas,? accompanied by a
caricature of the creature. The $5 shirts have gone all over the world,
including Japan, Australia and Brunei. Schaar also said he has one.
?If everyone has a fun time with it, we?ll keep doing it,? she said.
?It?s good for Cuero.? |