GAS OUT OF ICE; ONLY SRI LANKANS COULD DO IT!
Life Abroad - Part 9:
Students in England had a rough time with finances due to stringent
exchange control regulations that existed in Sri Lanka under Mrs.
Sirimavo Bandaranaike’s government. There were a few privileged
students, however, who got funds transferred regularly to their UK
accounts from parents or guardians who operated Swiss or off-shore bank
accounts that helped them to afford comfortable well heated hostel
accommodation.
Bedsitter experience
Others, especially in London, had to economise and confine to little
rooms or a bed sitter. In fact, a bed sitter, with cooking facilities in
the same room, in some instances with a bath tub in a partitioned area
with sliding doors, or a ‘flat-let’ was regarded as luxury rather than
having to share with others. Many Victorian houses in Paddington and
Nottinghillgate area in West London had 4-5 level-Victorian houses
converted especially for renting purposes with room facilities only on
each floor landing.
Stringent Exchange Control Regulations compelled majority of students
to engage in ‘moonlighting’ and accept whatever jobs that were available
to supplement their income. The difference between Sri Lanka and in the
West was (is) that particularly in England division of labour did (does)
not attach any inferior label to one does for a living. ‘Everyone in
this world had to work for a living’, as such the type of work one did
for a living did not matter as long as a service was rendered to the
society by everyone for the benefit of others. In this respect we, in
Sri Lanka, still seem to suffer from negative pseudo egotistical
ideology which has hindered our progress as a nation in that direction!
|
A family
relaxing in the comfort of their home |
This was clearly illustrated in the film ‘My Fair Lady’ when Eliza’s
father ‘Mr. Doolittle’ who was a dustman appeared scruffy while on duty
but turned up in the evenings at the pub as any other respected
gentleman. In fact in England Blue Collar workers have more earning
capacity being productive than white collar staff who are
non-productive! We in Sri Lanka tend to brag about our centuries old
civilisation, as opposed to other nations, yet keep on denuding
ourselves as if we have never had any civilisation!
Ironical
During the austerity period when some commodities such as sugar,
onions and chilies became scarce in Sri Lanka due to import control, a
few Sri Lankans decided to abandon the mother country in search of
greener pastures just because they were ‘unhappy with such shortages’!
Having taken such bold decisions, and burning their boats completely in
certain cases, they were compelled to accept any job for survival in the
UK rather than living off their savings or converted rupees to foreign
exchange after the ‘honeymoon’ was over.
Speaking in general, among those who left Sri Lanka were
professionals who have had free University education and attached to
senior management jobs in the Government Service or Corporations.
Some such big wigs who were sent on government sponsored scholarships
and/or sabbatical leave, after committing themselves to legal and
financial bonds decided to stay back in England without paying any heed
to their obligations or conscience! Same was with some diplomatic staff
to London - from High Commissioner Grade down to home based clerical and
minor staff who followed suit. The irony was that all those who were
willing to erase their memory at the drop of a hat were quite willing to
forego their pension rights at home, after working for more than half of
their life time in certain cases, in preference to experience a ‘new
life style’ in London. In such a backdrop they had no qualms about doing
any menial job which in Sri Lanka they would not have thought about even
in their wildest dreams!
Brainwave
Equally there were patriotic post graduates who arrived in the UK to
follow MSc and PhD programmes who successfully achieved their goals and
returned back with new refrigerators, motor vehicles, Belling Cookers
etc., out of their part time job earnings, which were regarded as luxury
items at the time of undersupply at home.
Another group belonged to a different category of students who were
unable to get official foreign exchange permits when Mrs. Bandaranaike
bolted the door for those who wanted to study abroad when courses they
applied for were available in Sri Lanka! Students going abroad had to be
contented with only 45 Pounds as a one-off remittance as against anyone
who wanted to visit the UK had to be complacent with 3 Pounds on a
passport.
However, some clever Sri Lankans found a loophole in the law to creep
through such barriers and found a way of getting to the UK as ‘trainee
psychiatric nurses’, which became much popular while there was a demand
in England at one time.
A few agencies in Colombo soon mastered the art of sending students
to various psychiatric hospitals in England where they managed to get
entry permits from the British High Commission in Colombo with ease.
Once they landed on hospital jobs they enjoyed comfortable
accommodation, good food (three meals a day) at hospital cafeteria and
what more, in the company of many beautiful international female nurses
in abundance!
For many, this became the only route of escape where they could earn
around 700 Pounds a year as wages and not having to bother about
domestic chores. With the increase in such student arrivals, seemingly
over a period of years, such students found their way out of hospital
life and managed to stand on their own feet financially and went on full
time studies in different disciplines and ended up as professionals to
establish themselves in many parts of the world. Simultaneously the
National Health Service tightened the belt on such escapees later and
made them complete their course of nursing which opened up, once
qualified, in many other interesting avenues in the Health Sector such
as Psychiatric Social Workers, Visiting Nurses, Community Nurses and
Charge Nurses etc., taking over responsibility on human life. Nursing in
England is recognised as a professional qualification.
Medagama, (Bless his soul) was a nice guy; colourful character who
was largely idiosyncratic and very popular among Sri Lankan students.
Squint-eyed Medagama always looked obliquely or askance. He was once the
Staff Nurse in charge of a mental ward in a hospital who had the keys to
all provisions of the ward. His ‘cleverness’ or skilful ingenuity was
displayed once when he filled beautiful Tea Canisters bought from
Colombo Tea Board and filling them with tea leaves from the Ward’s
supply and presenting as expensive Christmas presents to all senior
management hierarchy in the hospital bragging about the history of
‘Ceylon’ tea.
Whiz kids
Those students who were in rented accommodation had no choice but to
find some means for survival during severe cold weather conditions. A
novel story about three Tamil Engineering students’ ingenious work needs
to be highlighted.
Three of them during thick of winter managed to interfere with the
gas-slot-meter where they had to insert coins to keep them warm. They
put their minds together and made a few moulds to exact size of the gas
tokens, filled those with water and froze the moulds in the freezer
compartment of the fridge. When it became hardened ice and matched the
real coin, in shape and weight, they used ‘iced’ tokens instead of real
money to activate the gas meter.
When the landlady opened the meter to collect money there was hardly
any coins but water…..! This was immediately reported to the Gas Board
authorities who became suspicious. Subsequent a visit by an inspector
from the Gas Board it was found that water had already vapourised.
The threesome were taken to the Gas Board HQ for investigation but
their frank reply about the economic hardship which prompted them to
devise a method of using frozen ice tokens was regarded as an
‘innovation’ rather than an offence, and the students were granted free
heating for two consecutive years by the Gas Board, instead.
As a young kid I could remember a story about a CTB bus conductor
succeeding to interfere with a fool-proof German ticketing machine with
the help of a wire nail!
Some cogitate that Sri Lankan intelligent level is much higher than
the average person in the world, and no wonder why today many such
brains have left the country and serving other nations to make foreign
countries prosper.
[email protected]
|