A world without men

The motor insurance companies in the UK have conspired against men until now by issuing half priced insurance polices for women. Anyway, a man has gone to courts to fight that unfair deal. Now both men and women are paying the same premiums for motor insurance. You don’t have to think about it much as we always fight for rights of men.

Every year women rights activists talk of women and their rights at each and every platform. They forget them in days, not in weeks.

We have no argument in letting women have equal rights. But it is not easy to predict ‘when’ it is going to happen.

Reproduction purposes

There is no evidence to say that much has been done for the enhancement of women’s welfare even in the countries where women ruled as Presidents or Prime Ministers. But if you listen to the heart of any married man you will realize that the woman has a higher place than that of equal.

I have been thinking of an assessment of a leading Biochemist, Dr. Ski about the evolution of mankind. According to him, in about 100 million years men will disappear from earth. They will not run away. They will just disappear. He says that the act of disappearance has already started. As there are no men for reproduction purposes, the women will also disappear from the earth in another 100 million years. I do not know what women said when they heard about this. Is she going to be alone in this world with no men?

It is not difficult to decide the form of some important things that the women will lose when the men disappear from earth. But they will handle it in a different way.

But, when the men who were engaged in changing light bulbs to chasing away the spiders, mice, cockroaches in the bathroom disappear, four or five women will work together to change a bulb. One to hold the chair, one to stand on the chair, one to hold the torch, one to turn the switch on and one to supervise. First of all the women will become very depressed for not being able to blame, shout at or nag men for everything. The women will abandon using bathrooms as the spiders, cockroaches and mice will keep on expanding their colonies.

Decrease of crime

There will be a considerable decrease of crime in the world. There will be no more rapes, muggings or similar crimes. You will not hear of murders. There is no point of producing arms. The buying and selling of arms ammunition will cease. There will be no more wars. If there is a dispute between two countries, the leader of one country will say “oya hari narakayi”. Please don’t do it gain, or there will be fights between women. Vehicle repairing garages will face closure. The use of motor vehicles will be reduced significantly. Thousand of vehicles will be abandoned on the roads with minor faults and flat tyres. Women will start working. Although she becomes the sole owner of the television and the DVD machine, women will not buy new machines as they have no idea of setting them up.

But there are some advantages women will experience without men in the world. There is no need to look after their beauty at all as there is no one to look at or appreciate it. They will not wear lipsticks, make up, layers of powder and perfumes thinking of ‘who to show’ them. They will just wash their faces with some little water and run to work.

Plastic surgery

There is no need to do any plastic surgery to ease wrinkles, lift or enlarge breasts and for other cosmetic treatment. There will be no shopping trips as women will start neglecting their fashions and styles. A big chunk of foreign exchange will be saved and the country will go into fast track development. All beauty parlours will cease trading.

Also many radio channels will face closure as no new love songs will be aired. Women will have to live in a dream world listening to old love songs.

One can write on for hours and hours, thousands of things about the woman without men in the world. I am sorry that I have to stop this now as I hear a scream, “aiyoooo there is a spider in the bathroom please, ‘aney’ please …. I have to go and throw it out of the window.”