Snakes alive! With hugs and goodnight hisses!
Gaston de ROSAYRO
Snakes by far are one of the most demonised and notorious creatures
in the world. They are great targets of blame and are extremely
misunderstood. In some cultures, they are even thought as demons and
mascots of the Devil! There are few people who understand the true
nature of snakes to realise they aren’t out to bite you for fun.
For those who disagree I will try to make you all snake lovers by the
end of this discourse. Snakes are enigmatic. They are magnificent and
beautiful. I think humans could learn a lot from snakes about how to
survive in really adverse conditions, not unlike some of our laid-back
Civil Servants do. And, oh yes, I have had some painful encounters with
them as well. I mean from some modern-day Civil Serpents as well as my
captured snake menagerie.
I wrote last week about my collection of water-snakes when I was
around ten or eleven. I sold them at 10 to 12 bucks each although I kept
one or two favourites among them as pets. I introduced you to the
docile, non-venomous Checkered Keelback I named Oslo. The other with a
more mean disposition, a dog-faced water-snake I christened Jake,
possessed a mild venom which rarely affected humans.
A year or so later I graduated to trapping Russel's Vipers, and sold
them for Rs. 75 apiece, a princely sum at the time. Okay I am not
ashamed to say that I was bitten by at least three varieties of
serpents. Dozens of times by the more so-called low-class ones such as
water snakes. Once by an equally considered lower-ranking rat-snake (garandiya).
And once almost fatally by an elite thith-polonga on my right ankle. I
still bear the scar of my adversary which I managed to capture despite
the overwhelming pain and panic I was going through. I was only twelve
at the time and only survived because of my quick thinking.
I ripped off my shirt and used it as a tourniquet above the bite
wound. Then sat on the cross-bar of my bicycle and asked a terrified
friend to rush me home. Fortunately for me I had the gumption to
cauterize a pen knife on a candle flame, cut into the wound and place an
African snake-stone on the lesion. It stuck to the abrasion like a leech
and finally fell off in about five minutes after absorbing the venom.
The snake-stone was later plunked into a glass of fresh cow’s milk which
turned a bilious yellow as it released the offending venom. Then
repeatedly into more fresh milk until every ounce of the toxin was
extracted and it was ready for further use.
That lesson made me more wary and extremely adept when attempting to
capture them. My method of capturing a snake is to pin down the
forked-tongue creatures with the forked edge of a stick. In the absence
of a stick you can trample its head lightly with your shoe. Then squat
carefully and hold it firmly behind the head with thumb and forefinger.
But you have to be careful and hold it firmly by the sides of the
neck as iy squirms in desperation. If you hold it above and underneath
the neck it could turn its head laterally and literally run its fangs
into you. I was none the worse for my adventure except for a painful
limp and the ignominy of friends and siblings calling me ‘Nondi Pucks.’
But the limp lasted only two weeks until the wound healed.
Actually despite this setback I must say that the poor snake is a
much reviled creature by people who have never handled or studied them.
My adorable pets were often referred to as ‘revolting slimy things’. But
contrary to such unfounded beliefs snakes, unlike worms, are dry skinned
and indeed almost velvety to touch.
Try touching them sometime. Try moving your palm stroking the
serpent’s skin. You will actually revel at its silken smoothness. They
represent some of the most elegant creatures ever created in every way.
You never find a snake with unsightly angles and corners. The movements
of the snake are silent and graceful, they make no disturbing noise.
They slither silently and gracefully and move with hardly a rustle.
And they do not fight and quarrel with one another, which is more than
can be said of the Human race. In fact, the malicious nature so often
attributed to snakes is entirely non-existent. A snake will often try to
get away but will attack if threatened or confronted.
We loved out household maid Menika. She was a sort of surrogate
mother to us. Menika adored us as well but she was at first terrified of
my pets. But during the course of time she grew quite fond of my Oslo.
She even fed him rice and slivers of raw fish on occasion. During a
party one night Menika and her new assistant, a comely village lass
named Soma were at the kitchen sink washing the dishes. Soma had no
inkling of the existence of Oslo who slithered up to her partner Menika
and was inquiringly waiting for his promised treat.
Soma, the new retainer dropped a plate of a prized dinner set which
smashed into smithereens and took off like a bat out of hell. Scores of
guests rushed out to see what the hullabaloo was about.
My grandfather with his wry sense of humour explained that the woman
was simply unused to having a snake that helped clean the dishes. He
described Oslo as a ‘Dish Viper.’
I once sent my little sister and my female cousins into hysterics by
promising to show them a magic trick. I slipped Oslo into a silken scarf
which I tucked loosely inside my shirt. I then confronted the giggling
gaggle with an identical scarf which I kept dusting to prove there was
nothing inside. I then spun around, adeptly extracting the scarf
containing Oslo and replacing it with the empty one.
Then imitating the dramatic tones of a master magician I intoned the
mystical incantation “Abracadabra!” The seven-year-olds looked on
wide-eyed as I flung the scarf with the snake into their circle with a
flourish. Once again I uttered the chant “Abracadabra!”
The scarf moved as Oslo took his cue and slithered out as I slightly
amended the mantra to “Abracad-cobra!” Needless to say I got into a heck
of a lot of trouble over that escapade and the girls did not speak to me
for weeks on end.
But I managed to convince cousin Suzie who was paranoid of rats that
no rodent would ever approach our territory as long as Oslo was around.
She petted Oslo one night as he came slithering into my room. She said
quite innocently: “I like Oslo and he likes me.
He’s quite cute and smooth to the touch. But he loves you the best.”
I asked her how she came to that conclusion. She replied quite
logically: “Because he comes over every night to give you a hug and a
goodnight hiss!”
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