Hire me!

What use is Shakespeare,

Or the Tankas and Hikus,

Or even Wegner's Continental

Drift Theory.

What I need is...

CIMA, SLIT, BIT and SLIM

- Acronyms,

Three, four years experience

And a track record.

None of which I possess.

For they did no please me.

And I took the road not taken.

Is that why no one's hiring me?