The crowning glory
Now I’m the king of the castle!:
Gaston de Rosayro
For a few years now my wife and the immediate family have been trying
without an iota of success to influence our six-year-old grand-daughter,
Moya Lihini that she has absolutely no links or any clanship to royalty.
Even the most logically convincing reasoning has in no way been able
to dissuade the little fury that the appellation ‘Princess’ has been
thrust on her only as an endearing designation. But she remains unmoved.
As a last resort I was dragooned into the family conspiracy. This was
with the hope that my influential wisdom would persuade her to relegate
her imperial mindset to that of a more modest station. Honestly, I must
say I gave it my best shot conjuring up all my persuasive powers in the
process.
But little girls with minds of their own are stubbornly set in their
ways. In similarity to most children of her age she has been influenced
to a great degree by her first storybooks. You know the type, the ones
that feature archetypal fairy-tale princesses, gallant princes,
extravagant castles, talking animals, giants, trolls and wicked
stepmothers. The last example is perhaps why divorcees and widower
fathers of young progeny never get the approval of their little ones to
take another shot at marital bliss or rather marital blitz.
A successful business divorcee once mischievously quipped to a buxom
woman he fancied that the secret of a successful marriage was ‘incompatability,’
not to be mistaken with incompatibility. He decoded his coined word with
the explanation: “I have the income, you have the patability.” He
managed to escape unscathed only because he beat a hasty retreat seconds
before his wisecrack sank in to the head of the voluptuous lady.
I must actually concede that my name has become a household word
because I have become a sort of literary celebrity only among my
immediate and extended family. My grandchildren in particular have acted
as though my book launches were really more exciting than they really
were. They are also actually the only ones who are all ears when I feel
the need to talk too much.
As it happens a part of my home boasts a section which soars more
than 40 feet skywards and is embellished with several windows that give
it a castle-like appearance. That has been another factor which has
bolstered little Moya Lihini’s assurance about her regal bloodlines.
Clearly aggravated by the line of reasoning adopted by the family
disbelievers she was constrained recently to make a powerfully rational
rebuttal.
“How come you all say we are not royalty when we live in a castle?
Besides, my Dada (that’s yours truly) is the King of Writers.” I blushed
uncontrollably at the crowning accolade although I must admit that I
rather enjoyed the wildly extravagant honorific. A family wag
uncharitably countered her rave review with: “She must have mistaken a
Jack for a King.”
Bitchiness and rude remarks apart there is no disputing her logic
that a man’s home is his castle. So I for one will never again question
either her assumed grandiose lineage or her delightful flights of the
imagination. The others may content themselves with wallowing in the
realities of life. But there are two of us now who revel in living out
our fantasy while belting out the lyrics of the old nursery rhyme: ‘Now
I’m the king of the castle, get down you dirty rascal!’ |