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The world watched in horror as both Britain and the United States were beaten on the same day, by the German and the Brazilian football team. What the world doesn't know is that the match was seen secretly by both Bush and Blair together at Bush's ranch in Texas.

First both of them watched as England was eliminated and it had taken all of Bush and a pretzel to calm Tony as he went berserk after the tragic match.

"We will retaliate," shouted a wild Blair, "I will order troops to South America! I will show them who ruled the world . They have forgotten the Falkland war!" "Tony that was Argentina," said Bush.

"Same difference," said Blair angrily. "Once they see our destroyer out in the ocean, they'll give that cup back to us. I'll put that cup in Queen Lizzy's crown, next to the Kohinoor. I swear I will. We showed them the last time, we'll show them again. I'll bombard their capital with our navy!" " Brasilia is a thousand miles from the sea Tony," said Bush gently.

"So I'll send our troops in," shouted Tony.

"They've got a hundred and eighty thousand soldiers" "So I've got you, don't I? We're buddies aren't we? Your war is my war. My hurt is yours, isn't it?" "Yeah Tony yeah, but lets calm down a bit. Here have a pretzel." Blair immediately calmed down when Bush bit into a pretzel and started spluttering. The British prime minister who had luckily completed a first aid course, just before the Afghan war, jumped to the rescue and was able to revive the choking president. They both sat down again to watch the next match.

"Come on men, beat those Gestapo buggers " shouted Bush, standing up as the yanks struggled against the formidable German team.

"Sit down George, you don't want to choke again do you," said Blair as he tried to pull Bush onto his armchair.

"Kill that Nazi," shouted Bush as he watched Michael Ballack head the ball past the American goal keeper. "Traitor," shouted Bush. "Our goal keeper is a traitor, I'll have him shot in front of a firing squad." "His name is Friedal," said Blair.

"A German name," shouted Bush. "They put a spy in our midst! I'll have him courtmartialed and executed! I'll bring those Germans to their knees..! " "You'll need my help if you want an invasion from Normandy again" "Ofcourse, aren't we allies?" "That means Brazil also, doesn't it?" asked the British PM cleverly "Sanctions for Brazil," said Bush as he picked up a pretzel and then quickly put it back in the plate.

"Sanctions?" asked Tony "Yeah, no buying bananas from them anymore." "Brilliant," said Tony, "and the Germans?" "Let them rule the world," said Bush gleefully. "Its the worst punishment, I could give them. Hitler wanted it. Now they can have it. I'll give them the world on a platter. God, we Yanks need some rest. We're tired, that's why we lost..!

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