Sarongs - the secrets unfold
A good many Sri Lankan male politicians possess extremely long ones.
Conan the Barbarian, sports an excessively short one of sorts.
Notwithstanding the anatomical attributes of either politicians or
barbarians - although I suspect they both cherish the same lust for
power - it must be conceded that they reveal a most practical dress
sense.
I am referring to the humble sarong which is perhaps the most simple
and practical nether garment since Father Adam invented the fig leaf.
The sarong is a tube made out of a rectangular piece of cloth 45 inches
by 33 inches which enables the wearer to either slide into it legs first
or simply slip over the head.
In Western culture today, the stigma about men wearing sarongs is
slowly lifting and lots of snobs are beginning to realise that there is
nothing so wrong in sliding into a sarong! It may seem inconceivable to
many but the simple sarong, draped with a deft hand, falls in cascading
folds to taper beautifully at the ankles, making it a garment of
admirable elegance. The secret is in the draping and the hitching of the
knot bang on your belly button.
The easiest way to drape a sarong is to draw in two ends, one from
the right and another from the left, then leaving allowance for length,
fold one over the other, tying a dexterous knot using only one’s thumb
to tuck it in snugly into the waist.
The Malaysians and Indonesians have their own versions of the sarong
in its many-splendoured hues. The figure-hugging cloth for females is
referred to as the sarong kebaya or the lungi. But the conduit cloth,
the seemingly almost shapeless habiliment, the despair of most Western
designers is above sexist boundaries. Bashful village damsels in Sri
Lanka drape themselves differently using a single piece of cloth to be
wrapped around the waist. As a bathing costume tied slightly above
breast level, the folds reach calf length. Male voyeurs fishing by the
same lake don’t get much for their trouble. Modesty wears them out.
To the Sri Lankan male in particular, a sarong is what the kilt is to
a Scotsman, the dhoti to an Indian and a flowing robe to a Bedouin.
Because of its practicality in tropical climes, its easy draping
facility and above all the supreme comfort it affords the wearer, the
sarong has become an inextricable part of Sri Lankan life. Politicos and
their sycophants at first squirmed into sarongs and sherwani-like
bat-winged tops all in pristine white to endear themselves to the masses
at a time when nationalistic fervour infected the country like the
plague.
The purveyors of nationalism rigged themselves out in what was
described as the “raiment of the people”. It was perceived theoretically
to be a sort of
equaliser though the difference, from a sociological point of
view,appeared glaringly obvious. The politicians’ outfits were, and
still are, designed from top of the range materials, poplins with a
silky sheen if not from downright raw silk from India or China.
For those without any political ambition, sarongs come in a variety
of hues, from sober white checks and pastels to polka dots, stripes and
garish rainbow hues, from tartans and formal wear in black and silver to
a kaleidoscopic range of batiks.
For them too, the simple sarong is so flexible it can be draped to
hang just about any length from mini to midi to maxi level, without the
slightest alteration. You could, by grabbing the hemline, fold it deftly
into a skimpy mini-length skirt of sorts in an instant.
This is generally done in a moment of quick improvisation - to handle
an immediate chore, for instance. But a word of caution about the
instant kilt: do not, for Heaven’s sake, bend forward too low or you
will certainly run the risk of being considered risque or at any rate
risk exposing yourself to the gaze of a hilarious rear-view audience.
As bed-time garb the sarong beats pyjamas hands down. Not only is it
conditioned for comfort but personal modesty forbids me from going to
the details of the multitude of sins it covers. Besides, it does wonders
for the egos of people who sport, albeit umwittingly, varicose veins,
the skinny-leg, the thunder-thigh and the knobby-knee.
Consider its other benefits: if one were not too prudish about it,
the sarong makes visiting the toilet a breeze with a simple lift of the
hem. And imagine the advantage the rig-out has for would-be flashers
and/or streakers! Perhaps one could liken it to the kilt in this regard
except that the ankle-length sarong provides a greater insurance cover
and protection.
The sarong can be worn with practically any kind of top garment and
it provides a bonus for the bare-bodied who can wear it over the
shoulder as a sort of toga in the event of a cold snap.
A Sri Lankan colleague has a penchant for wearing his sarong thigh
high at all times. He claims it gives him a certain mobility in
everything he does although he concedes that worn thus it does get a bit
draughty at times. He swears he once crossed a flooded stream lifting
his drapery higher with each wading step until it ended up as a kind of
turban around his head. He was wet up to his chin but his sarong
remained as dry as a Madras cricket pitch.
But a sarong, however comfortable, is not the type of garment to be
trifled with. They are emphatically impractical attire for fighting. Any
seasoned skirmisher will tell you that the disadvantages are obvious.
The biggest drawback is that he cannot resort to the old two-fisted,
one-two punching combination for the simple reason that one hand is
necessary to keep his sarong hoisted throughout the battle.
Also it should not, I repeat not, be worn at wild parties nor would
it be prudent to wear one with leg-grabbing toddlers around. One wrong
jerk and down will come vestment, dignity and all. And if you must cross
your legs, do so with forethought because a careless posture could
render you exposed in the most awesome and spectacular manner - your
defences down, never mind the embarrassment.
A Sri Lankan lecturer friend who covertly used to bathe stark naked
in the river close to his picturesque campus tells this story against
himself: Spotting a noisy bus-load of undergraduates about to pass, he
mischievously leapt to his feet, covered his head with his sarong
exclaiming as he did: “In these parts I am recognized only by my face.”
Wrong! The poor chap was recognised by his sarong. It was the best-known
and most colourful on the campus.
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