Short storyThe
Tuition Master
Jayashantha JAYAWARDHANA
With his shiny briefcase in his right hand, Mr. Laksiri got off the
bus without haste and walked down the tarmac running parallel to the
long bus-stand and turned to the road leading to the 'Vidura English
Academy' where he taught English. He brushed past tall maana that grew
on the shallow ditches on either side of the narrow road and craned
their blades towards the walkers` faces. In his mid 30s, Mr. Laksiri was
a tall slender guy with close-cropped hair receding slightly at the
temples. His face small and rotund was clean shaven and had a small
thin-lipped mouth closing over even white teeth. A sharp observer would
certainly detect a touch of arrogance about the line of his mouth.
Dressed in a light blue shirt with long sleeves, he looked more like a
company CEO than a tuition master. Because he knew dress could make a
strong impression on the superficial young people, particularly the
girls, he dressed well. And he had earned the two nicknames, kukula and
koba from his male students because of his bias towards girls. These
sobriquets were used interchangeably to refer to him in his absence.
Mr.
Laksiri reached the grove of bamboo trees and looked down at the pair of
black shoes he had put on and wiped off a film of dust on his left shoe
with a handkerchief he took from his left trouser pocket. They had been
so thoroughly burnished with coconut oil (he had already found that shoe
polish was not half as effective as coconut oil in lending shine to a
shoe) that he could have used one of them as a mirror to shave himself
when there was enough sunlight.
He a wise walker who watches his surroundings keenly. As he ambled
on, he spotted some 15 yards ahead of him two girls in a happy chatter
with a guy. Obviously, they were good friends. A moment later, he made
out who they were. Kavya and Nirmala were two of his pet students from
his class. The guy was Saranga whom Mr. Laksiri always regarded with
suspicion. Ergo, he was scarcely happy to see the trio together. In
reality, he felt a twinge of jealousy when he saw them there. Married as
he was, he was still fiercely jealous of his attractive female students.
However, he had never bothered to consider whether they liked him to be
their guardian angel. After all, aren`t good teachers supposed to
protect their students as well as teach them?
It is always good to have what one does not like seeing behind him
rather than ahead of him. So, he quickened his steps and overtook the
trio who greeted him, 'Good Morning, Sir' He greeted them back in such a
tone that he might as well have said, 'Go to hell!' But, they were too
cheerful to be put off by his churlishness. Or they simply attributed it
to a family problem. They were amused to see him violently push back a
couple of maana blades bending over his trajectory.
Punctuality, they say, is the politeness of kings. Sharp at nine
o`clock, Mr. Laksiri, turned up at the class, and started a lesson on
'adjective phrases', which he had prepared the night before. He was such
a great scholar in English language that he called the authors of A/L
General English textbook mad and despised the very notion of Sri Lankan
English. Mr. Laksiri was such an ardent advocate of the Queen`s English
that the senior-most Professor of English at the Oxford University
himself would hardly have spoken with greater authority on the subject
than him. And he always looked down on his students for their inferior
grammar skills.
A good student is supposed to pay serious attention to his teacher
even when he keeps rambling. While he was explaining what an adjective
phrase was.
He saw Saranga whispering something in his neighbour`s ear and both
of them smirk. A habitual paranoid, Mr. Laksiri suspected they were
chuckling at him. That suspicion mingled with his resentment in the
morning literally blew the lid off his bottled-up fury and made him
launch forth such an epic tirade as King Lear himself never managed to
do even at the height of his rage.
'What are you two asses doing whispering secrets there while I teach
here? You rascals are having little talks among yourselves! You
goddamned numbskulls, I will crush you flat! You filthy pigs distracting
the attention of the whole class and interrupting the lesson....' The
entire class stood petrified as the terrible talented invective spewed
out of his mouth. The broadside lasted for over half an hour, and Mr.
Laksiri coined several new obscenities in that space. Saranga and his
friend kept as silent as if they never heard it.
Little events that follow a great event count little, if at all.
After the hurricane Laksiri had blown over, the day passed without much
event. At one O`clock in the afternoon, Mr. Laksiri, the star of the
day, dismissed the class and began to make for the bus-stand.
The academy was located in Pannala while he lived in Makandura, some
four miles from Pannala. Because it was very rarely that buses travelled
from Pannala to Makandura, he would take a bus plying to Dankotuwa or
Negombo to travel home. As he waited for a bus to go home with his back
against a short wall in the bus-stand, he saw Saranga, his friend and
two more guys whom he did not know speaking with gesticulations some 25
yards from him, which scared him almost to the point of disorientation
as he began to see a very logical relationship between their behaviour
and what had happened in the class some three hours earlier. When
Saranga`s friend pointed at what he thought must be him, he began
quaking with fear. He knew they were going to beat him. It was only a
matter of time before his days would be done.
At a certain moment, people take the true estimate of their opponents
and realize how formidable they are. Saranga was so tall and so muscular
that Mr. Laksiri thought he alone could floor him with one punch on his
face and one kick at his privates. 'Four of them together would
practically beat me to death!' he thought to himself in panic. Already,
he had almost died in fear of their revenge. The other two guys looked
like thugs from the area, and were, obviously, more muscular than
Saranga and his strong-looking friend. He looked about himself in
desperation. There were some 50 passengers at the bus-stand, most of
them women and schoolgirls waiting to go home.
As a matter of fact, when a man is in such great danger, he rarely
sees anyone he knows near him. In that crowd of 50 odd passengers, he
did not recognize a single friend or an acquaintance. Or was it that
there were people whom he knew in that crowd, but they had appeared
total strangers to him in his panic? "They will knock me down and flog
me to death in the broad daylight," he thought with fear rising still,
"how can these womenfolk rescue me from these brats?"
Panic, it is understood, overpowers reason. Now that they were
starting to move in his direction, he almost soiled his pants. So
frightened was he that when he considered the easiest possible option
left for him i.e. to run away, he found his very feet stamped to the
concrete platform where no trees took root let alone legs. Looking for
the proverbial last straw, he spotted a bus slowly driving off the bus
stand, but in the other direction. 'So much the better!' he thought and
ran past his potential assailants almost brushing Saranga`s right
shoulder whose eyes were on a pretty lass who had been standing just a
yard from Mr. Laksiri and whom he had never noticed. Saranga,
preoccupied with casting a good pick-up line, barely noticed Mr.
Laksiri`s headlong rush towards the moving bus or him jumped aboard it
as it sped away.
Prevention, of course, is better than cure. Now safe inside the bus
though, Mr. Laksiri kept watching the road behind, panicky as ever, as
the bus sped away. Not for a single moment did it occur to him that the
gang of four had only been talking about the girl next to him; rather,
it was sure as death to him that they had planned to beat him up for
humiliating Saranga for that trivial reason. It was when the bus had
travelled good ten miles that he could collect himself enough to take
stock of his surroundings and realize that he was travelling in the
wrong direction. At the moment, the conductor, a cantankerous man in his
early 50s, came to him asking where he was travelling to. Embarrassed,
Mr. Laksiri asked almost innocently, 'Where is this bus going ayya?' His
question to the conductor was like a spark to a sack of gun powder and
set the conductor off. A thermo-nuclear explosion could hardly have been
more devastating. And Mr. Laksiri could not recall a single occasion
where he had suffered greater humiliation while he wondered if it was
Nemesis. After giving him that good tongue-lashing, the conductor,
however, was kind enough to tell him that the bus was heading for
Giriulla. Not that it did not occur to him that he should get off then
and there and catch a bus to go home; but, he thought it advisable not
to provoke the other further and bought a ticket to Giriulla without
asking any more questions.
One has to be proactive rather than reactive in coping successfully
with uncertain events. As he was about to get off at Giriulla, the
thought struck him that it was safer for him to delay his return. And a
puzzled conductor gave him a ticket back to Pannala on their return trip
after some two hours. Arriving at Pannala in the twilight, he found a
Negombo-bound bus coughing to life. After stealing quite a few glances
in all the eight directions and those in between them, Mr. Laksiri, ran
towards it, swift as a projectile and boarded it hurriedly. He returned
home, exhausted, at about seven O'clock in the evening without the
grocery items much to the annoyance of his wife who had insisted him on
bringing them that morning. As the irate wife began to slam him, he
slipped into the bathroom quiet as a mouse.
Even by the wee hours that night, he had not decided whether he
should go to the Vidura English Academy ever again. |