Divided We Part
AT what was considered the largest hairy extravaganza of the year
which took place at THE convention and conference hall in Colombo
recently, people were wondering whether it would have become a bigger
hit if all the pioneer Associates Of The Hairy Association stayed
intact, without creating a divided hair-line.
The breakaway group too comes up with its own annual show claiming it
to be the biggest extravaganza of the year.
Now Colombian's friends in the beauty and hairy business are
wondering whom to believe?
But Colombian believes that the recent one in Colombo appeared to be
grand owing to the venue it was held at. What a difference a place can
make?
Fetch A Pail of Water
A restaurant that is housed in one of the TWINS in Fort is selling
their water to diners that patronize the abode on a daily scale.
Nobody is complaining but Colombian is wondering whether there is a
rule pinned on to the act of operating eating houses which state that
drinking water is an essential part of the operation to obtain the
licence for the purpose.
Even the 5 star abodes in the city serves purified drinking water on
preference, quite contrary to this one embroiled in one of the TWINS
around the TOWERS. Selling a bottle of water at rupees 60 which is
otherwise 20 bucks outside, leaving one with no option but to buy it.
A Vision for Men
A leading lady with 'reasonable' looks who bears an un-reasonable
thought that she is a beauty, is making that thought of hers to make
undue use of any male within her feminine purview. Oh! but knowing the
male of the species, they can go berserk in the presence of flirtatious
female ways.
Colombian is now told that the young sprightly lass is in a bit of
hot water, as the 'Chief Incumbent' of the TV station, where the self
assumed beauty is doing a weekly gig, has set his eyes upon her.
The TV station which operated with a lot of 'Vision' sometime back
seem to be losing its direction at present as the Chief incumbent's
'Lady Jay' who has borne him 4 children is out to claw the intruder's
eye balls, after another jealous Jane who works for the same network has
dropped the cyanide in her ears.
In which case her colleagues think that the poor thing will lose her
vision as did the TV station sometime back.
Putting Kuveni to Shame
COLOMBIAN has come to learn that a pioneer textile project that was
state operated is grasping for breath and everybody connected to it is
saying that oxygen alone is not going to help at reviving this project
that has been ailing for quite some time.
All its sales out-lets Colombian is told has been given on lease to
other commercial establishments to operate their businesses.
Now is it the order of the day for an establishment that was set up
in the early seventies to produce our own hand-woven fabrics and enjoyed
a glorious past to be allowed to suffer a severe blow as the one that
has struck it at present?
The story that is going around how this once stately project has
switched over from spinning the wheel to weave the colourful yard into a
real estate business is not a yarn at all, Colombian was told.
Caught with HER Pants Down
QUITE strange you may think. How did the age old saying change the
man in its pants into women? Well, well with more women in pants these
days things of this nature are inevitable isn't it?
But this woman that was caught red faced when it all happened was
clad in a skirt (you know the ones that end at the ankle these days) at
the time her pants came down.
Now it all happened at a shop which has no limit in being a
fashionable house. So! this customer, who was by no means a lady had
walked into a changing room with, not 1 or 2 but 6 outfits to try on;
quite un-noticed by the sales staff.
The woman had paid for a greeting card she picked on her way out at
the cashier's counter and made her exit when the security guy realised
that a pair of pants were slipping out from underneath the woman's
skirt, realizing what was on the way the woman has taken to her heels
leaving behind 2 bag loads of clothes items at the parcel counter of the
said shop.
On inspection it was discovered that the 3 bags left behind contained
her loot of the day. From other shopping outlets where she was
pretending to be shopping.
Ganging Up To Cool Off The Winds Of Fire On Earth
YOU remember the singer that bolted off disappointed that there was
no more than 200 people to watch him in action? Well the catastrophe of
that day was that the organisers found out that most of the seats
occupied amongst those 200 too were complimentary.
Now Colombian hears that the organisers are at it again. But this
time it is even heard louder that the sponsors are raising a warning
finger at the agents telling them to give them their money's worth.
So! since their experience in burning their fingers once, the agents
have decided to keep prices at an affordable rate that can be coughed up
by the general public.
Accent DJs
LISTENING to most of our Announcers, who come under different labels
like DJs, Comperes, Broadcasters and Telecasters, most of them are doing
the same thing, appealing to the public on one way or the other.
But Colombian has a problem in trying to make out what most of these,
so called DJs are trying to convey in an accent which suggests that they
have marbles in their mouth.
Most of these ones who are essentially Sri Lankan, except to a
Chinese sounding one: who in fact can be understood in comparison to our
'Queens immediate heirs to her majesty's language. But not quite, me
Colombian has to disagree at this point.
Listening to CNN or BBC one can understand every single word uttered
by those newscasters, isn't it?
Then what is wrong with our lot, who has probably marched in and out
of one elocution class or the other as students and developed an accent
so heavy that it cannot be understood by listeners in general. So much
for not murdering the Queen. But this set seems to be suffering for not
doing so.
Suffering with Sound
WHICH is in fact identified as 'Noise Pollution'. Some of our
countrymen are good at making noise in their attempt at driving their
message home. Drivers toot the horn to do so at all places at all times.
Today they do not care whether they are near a school, hospital or
any other important place where their tooting can be of hindrance to
activities going on within those premises.
Now it is heard that the authorities are bringing in an act to curb
the menace. The law should bring in to book not only drivers but also
private bus operators, who in addition to charging exorbitant rates and
playing down on the air conditioning, burden the commuters with loud and
painful barrage of sound.
The other culprits are sales outlets of audio cassettes, CDs and DVDs
and also sales promotional exercises at supermarkets and the like etc.
Colombian thinks that it is a bright idea if the authorities can make
the move to choke our city of un-necessary noise.
Rain, Rain Go Away...
IT is not the 'Youth' rain in fact that everybody is talking about
but the 'Rainbow' that brings it. In fact the one that has arched over a
cinema in the Fort. A brainchild of an 'amateur' actor who won an award
for the best UP and COMING actor some years ago.
Now many in the industry are wondering if the guy will be presented
an award for the best DOWN and GOING for this film. Which most filmgoers
think is the next best thing to a sleeping pill. |