Son-of-a-gun cowboys have lots of fun
Gaston de ROSAYRO
As a little boy living in my grandfather’s sprawling suburban estate
I dreamed of being a cowboy. In the mid to late 50s, I was in love with
the Wild and Woolly West. My dream of being a cowboy included a deep
desire to have a full cowboy outfit that included the hat, shirt, jeans,
boots, and a pair of revolvers in leather holsters hanging from a wide,
hand-tooled gun belt with a shiny, silver buckle. Dreams have no
limitations.
I had cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, and Roy Rogers, the singing cowboy,
was my hero. But I longed for a pair of Roy Rogers’ style pistols even
if they were just cap guns. It was a magical time when the lines between
good and evil were so clearly defined, and the good guys always won. But
I needed those guns badly.
I used to walk up to my parents and grandfather in full cowboy
regalia. Then I would drawl in my best imitation the immortal words of
old Gabby Hayes, the Roy Rogers sidekick who when disarmed said: “I feel
kinda naked without my smokepole!” I would also quip: “I cannot cut a
swell without my shooters!” Which in effect means I could not present a
fine figure without guns. I believe it was persistence and the
impertinence of my infuriating cowboy lingo that finally made the adults
relent. Just imagine! One Christmas morning my brothers and I were
gifted the exact set of two pistols each in tooled leather holsters on
gun belts with big, shiny silver buckles by my grandfather! These gifts
were exactly like what we had dreamed of so intently.
Wow! No other Christmas gift from my childhood was as special as this
one in my memory. Except of course when our indulgent grand-pappy
unbelievably topped it all off with the ultimate surprise of real guns,
Gecado air rifles.
These top of the line RR cap pistols were toys that looked and
sounded pretty real. The explosive caps were made of red or yellow paper
layered over little mounds of gunpowder less than a quarter-inch wide.
The caps came in a roll that fitted over a spindle inside the
six-shooter and fed out at the top of the pistol when fired. Firing a
cap pistol with the loud ‘crack’ and a puff of smoke was an exciting
moment, one that looked similar to those cowboys firing their pistols on
the silver screen.
All through that Christmas Day, and for several days afterwards
during our school vacation we must have driven my grandfather, my father
and mother up the wall with our running through the house firing our
pistols at one another, hiding behind furniture to avoid being shot, and
jumping out to take a shot at the villains.
And there were the comic books which I firmly believe are actually
good for young children! I myself could be living proof of this, having
read sheaves of quality comic books as a child from publishers such as
DC, Marvel and Dell. I can tell you with certainty that they initially
helped increase my vocabulary and instilled in me a love of reading. A
lot of the criticism of comics comes from people who think that children
are just looking at the pictures and not putting them together with the
words.
Possibly it may be the case with some children, yes. But not me! My
grandfather realised quite sagaciously that comics were the first step
in inculcating the reading habit in impressionable tender minds. And he
was spot on. We revelled in reading the exploits of the American cowboy
celebrities of the time such as Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, Wild Bill
Elliot, Tom Mix, The Lone Ranger and a host of other Hollywood screen
idols.
When comics turned into novels and novels into movies, John Wayne
became a favourite western hero. He taught me to swagger with my double
rig cap guns and taught me a few smart aleck lines.
In conformity with most children of cultured Ceylonese families in
the 50s, who spoke English fluently, I was conversant with American
history, perhaps even more than many of my Yankee contemporaries
themselves. That is because of the popularity of the third kind of
westerns and novelettes based on real-life Old-West pioneering
personalities, such as Wild Bill Hickok, Jesse James, Buffalo Bill Cody,
Kit Carson, Jim Bowie, Wyatt Earp, Bat Masterson and Annie Oakley among
a host of others.
The comic book world has its own slang and jargon just like any other
publication. Even more than books with lots of dialogue, comics can be
easy to understand and full of idiomatic language as it is actually
spoken. I also learned quite early that American English was strangely
different from English English.
I was also made aware by the very presence of ungrammatical sentences
not to use them. You latch on quickly to certain words and phrases in
American dialect such as for example “allow, guess, reckon”, which means
to think. Or the word “gotten,” where “got” is being used as the past
participle of “get.” But, most atrocious to the stiff upper-lip English
purists was the heavy use of contractions such as “ain’t, can’t, don’t,
and couldn’t”. So, as a matter of fact, you learn not to use words and
phrases you shouldn’t, sorry, should not.
I annoyed my whole lot of playmates with the cowboy insults such as
‘bushwhacker,’ ‘sidewinder,’ ‘varmint,’’saddle bum’ and ‘ornery cuss’ to
name a few. One day my brother Denis and I were facing each other
gunslinger style and hurling vile cowboy imprecations at each other.
With hands over hips in the traditional stance of Dodge City mayhem
before we went for the draw Denis said: “This town ain’t big enough fer
the both of us. Be outta town by high noon.”
I fired back: “Shut your big bazoo (mouth). And you’d better eat them
words or draw, you no good son-of-a-gun!” For the life of me I just
could not understand at the time what I had said that had offended my
father. He ordered me to disarm and warned me to mind my language in
future.
My mother and aunts watching the drama went into titters. There was a
lot more chortling from the ladies after I unbuckled my gun belt and
handed it over to my father saying: “I feel kinda naked without my
smokepole!”
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