Maddening meddling muddlers
Gaston de Rosayro
I am the kind of person who gives people the benefit of the doubt.
When people do, or say, something stupid, I do not jump to the
conclusion that they are doing anything intentionally bad. Just stupid!
I know what being stupid is. I, myself, have been stupid on many
occasions, and I do not pride myself that I hold the copyright for this
behaviour. There is a difference between asking personal questions and
interesting questions. But asking about one’s income, one’s age or one’s
weight I consider intrusive. I mostly blast the meddling muddler with
the old adage: “Never ask a man his wage, or a woman her age!”
I consider myself to be a private person. My closest friends’ and
family, are the only ones that have the ‘inside scoop’ on my personal
life. So, you can imagine that I have a lot of experience fending off
impudent questions!
Most of the time when someone asks you an inquisitive question, you
are caught off guard. It can make you annoyed, angry and even depressed.
Think about it. If you are a woman like my friend Ruby who was on the
heavy side and had been working on her fitness and trying to lose weight
for the past three months. Then out of nowhere she meets an old
colleague who asks: “Are you pregnant?” Ruby eyed her coolly and
replied: “No not really. It is only a bun in my bundy!”
The list goes on. “Why were you laid off? When are you two planning
on getting married? Is your daughter adopted? How come you still are
single?
I am sure that you can add a thing or three as well! For each person
the questions rub a different sensitive point. On the other hand for
some of you, these questions may not be prying. I have always been
troubled as to why people ask such cheeky questions. My research led me
to perceive that some are unaware that it is an impertinent question.
People have different boundaries when it comes to their personal
lives. The person asking you these questions may not consider it a ‘big
deal’ because it is not a big deal for him or her. For example, I know
that some people are comfortable talking about their personal finances
in public. No surprise, I am not one of them!
When they do ask me, I tell them I still have not received my
statement from my accountant. Each question relates differently to
different people. Another inexcusable reason is. They are curious. They
want to feed their snooping mind with the details.
It may be for casual conversation or to spread the word. Or simply,
they just do not have anything better to do!Some people think that they
should be able to know, and do not understand ‘what the big deal is.’It
is not that it is a serious issue, but I still think it is too
personal!The painful fact is nosy questions are everywhere.
For some people though, it becomes a habit to get the latest scoop on
others’ lives. They keep crossing the line whenever you meet them.
Therefore, instead of letting them ruin the rest of your day, you should
know how to handle, and get around, their questioning techniques.
Years ago when I was a bachelor, I took a bunch of children to my
Colombo beach club. They were the offspring of friends, relatives and
neighbours. I was a favoured ‘uncle’ of sorts, although being far
removed from anything to do with their creative process.I trooped in to
the clubhouse in similarity to a general with a dozen midget troops in
tow.
A curious fellow member’s wife queried: “Are these children all
yours?”I swivelled around and faced her surrounded by my kiddy
entourage. And then I snapped quite casually: “Only half of them. The
others were abandoned stragglers I found on the beach some years ago and
decided raise them. You see. I believe it’s cheaper to have them by the
dozen.”
Then there was a neighbour nicknamed ‘Percival Pops’ who had fathered
14 children.’Pops’ and his wife Olivia said they were leaving the kid
count up to God. Having a mega-family turned the devoutly Christian
couple into local sensations. Olivia when questioned simply said: “We’ve
been doing the same thing everyone else has, we just have something more
to show for it.” And ‘Pops’ was quick to give credit to divine
assistance proclaiming with a trace of humility: “ I just do my part and
leave it to God to do the rest!”
I recently accompanied two independent-minded 30-something nieces to
a cocktail party when a nosy-parker buck asked:”
How come you two are not married yet? They both smiled sweetly and
fired back in unison: “Because you haven’t asked yet!”Not surprisingly
the same question was asked by a curious middle-aged lady.
The girls tittered and one of them quipped: “Just lucky, we guess. We
are waiting until we get to be your age.”
And then of all people they had to field the same question from this
pan-cake faced serial divorcee. The old dame was clad in a red sheath of
a dress. Her hair aided by a wig, I suspect, was piled in a top-knot
like a swollen beehive. It is what was known as the popular ‘gus mutti’
hairstyle of the 70s. One of the girls completely unfazed fired back:
“We would. But we have observed too many unsuccessful ones. Besides,
marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce!”
And then there was old ‘Aunty ‘ Topsy who was a parody of Victorian
propriety. Her beastly wastrel husband was an abusive bully. He was a
veteran tippler who had many a raging battle with the bottle.
Concerned and good intentioned family members urged Aunty Topsy to
kick him out and file for divorce.But Aunt Topsy was willing to simply
grin and bear it. No one could argue with her rationale which sounded so
very practical: “A man in the house is worth two in the street!”
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