On being inducted into the famed gout-ridden society
Recovering from an excruciatingly painful and swollen knee, I took
solace from watching on TV the 59-year-old Tom Watson almost win the
British Golf Open Championship recently. Odds of Watson coming close to
doing that at his age were bleak. Earlier, doctors had poked a
giant-sized needle into my knee-cap to extract some bloody substance and
unerringly concluded that I had the infamous gout. So I had to grin and
bear it while Watson survived that grueling 18 whole course, playing
four days in a row in horrid weather and still stand on his solid knees.
This is not fair.
My more than a casual spectator's interest watching the awesome
performance of Watson made me think of hundreds of distinguished
gout-club members who had come through with flying colours. Suddenly I
recalled the long line of gout sufferers in history. The ancient
Egyptians suffered from it. Hippocrates had labeled it 'the unwalkable
disease,' How come no one wanted to sympathize with poor me, I scorned
in anger! But that's another story!
Many like me may have got caught up in my envious look at veteran
Watson's historic performance. Look at the list of distinction so
brazenly obvious among the famous gout sufferers like Benjamin Franklin,
Leonardo da Vinci, Martin Luther, Benjamin Disraeli and Thomas
Jefferson, even Henry VIII just to mention a few. There were great
scholars, poets, novelists and philosophers like John Milton, Thomas
Gray and Joseph Conrad and of course, Karl Marx in that hallowed group.
They weathered the soul-crunching pain and came out on top with their
unique contributions to society.
Opiates were equally noteworthy
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Tom Watson. Courtesy: google.lk |
Some have attributed many reasons for gout but the opiates that were
described to ease the pain were also noteworthy. My doctor suggested
that I take the much maligned steroids. Homegrown narcotics are a
favourite remedy of the guys and gals in San Francisco where medical
marijuana clinics have sprung up like mushrooms after the spring rains.
The opiate of the gout-ridden could be lengthened to include some
medieval concoctions applied with religious fervour, sometimes mixed
with superstitious rituals.
Watching all these ensue was hallucinating and somewhat soothing. It
actually widened our awareness of what any of us is capable of enduring.
It is like seeing the wizard Sanath Jayasuriya dancing down the pitch
and hitting it out of the park even in his twilight years. That is like
when basketball legend Kobe Bryant scores 70 points in a game, we are in
awe. When Tiger Woods wins by 15 strokes, we are in awe. But when a man
past his prime like golfer Watsons or any of the famous scholars
mentioned above whips the best in their own game we identify.
Of course, Watson had unique golfing skills that we don't. Marx had a
unique sense of history and Conrad caught the essence of drama in 'Heart
of Darkness.' Stretched on my couch and feeling stranded, it is my turn
to dream.-gout or no gout. You could not help but look at the great
achievers and say something you would never say about Tiger Woods "He's
like me, he's my build; he's my height; and he even had a knee injury
few years ago like me. If he can do that, maybe we all can do it too."
There may be pocket-sized revolutionaries believing that they are the
equals of Marx and Engels.
Use and abuse of gout
So instead of moaning and getting befuddled it is time to look ahead.
For a lot of people, this is life-affirming.' What Tom did was an
affirmation of life. Use your pain and not abuse it. So here is to gout
sufferers.
Keep up the spirits. In each chosen field there are hidden pitfalls
that could spring disaster in an instance. As I watched on TV Watson hit
two perfect shots on the 18th hole in the final round, and the second
one bounced just a little too hard and ran through the green, leaving
him a difficult chip back, which he was unable to get up and down. Had
his ball stopped a foot shorter, he would have had an easy two-putt and
a grand win.
One analyst puts it this way. "Baseball, basketball and football are
played on flat surfaces designed to give true bounces. Golf is played on
an uneven terrain designed to surprise. Good and bad bounces are built
into the essence of the game. And the reason golf is so much like life
is that the game - like life - is all about how you react to those good
and bad bounces.
Do you blame your caddy? Do you cheat? Do you throw your clubs? Or do
you accept it all with dignity and grace and move on, as Watson always
has. Hence the saying: Play one round of golf with someone and you will
learn everything you need to know about his character." This is all
about individual character.
No one throws it to you. You initiate the swing, and you alone have
to live with the results. There are no teammates to blame or commiserate
with. You have to endure long hours inside a library or a lab before the
final triumph arrives.
This wonderful but cruel game of life never stops testing or teaching
you. Watson himself put it well. "One learns from defeat, not from
victory.'
I may never have the chance again to beat the kids, but I took one
thing from the last hole: hitting both the tee shot and the approach
shots exactly the way I meant to wasn't good enough. ... I had to
finish."
So Tom Watson got a brutal lesson in golf that he'll never forget,
but he gave us all an incredible lesson in possibilities - one we'll
never forget. You get a chance once in a lifetime and enjoy it. Play
your best. Main thin is not how you win but how you play the game.
Rubbish'! Let them suffer an attack of gout and they will not say that.
Then again you can use or abuse gout. Or just be yourself. It is in
dreaming that we all become human.
Gout is analyzed simply as a form of arthritis caused by high levels
of uric acid in the body and crystals in the joints and the surrounding
areas. It is not strictly curable, but it can be controlled relatively
easily with a medication. Foods associated with gout are shrimp, salmon,
anchovies, red meat, some types of beans, alcohol, vine, port, cherry
and that decidedly filling substance called beer. The line exterminate
all the brutes was written by gout-sufferer Joseph Conrad. Equally
daunting was Marx's "workers of the world unite; you have nothing to
lose except your chains.' Henry VIII said hell with Rome, give me that
divorce!
P. S. Please do not be carried away that I am claiming that gout is
irrefutable proof of genius. I am only hoping that if will get as much
sympathy as the fun it evoked writing about it. |