From Joy, Peace and Happiness:
To Joy Passion Lust blah blah blah WOW
Darlings! while the whole world is celebrating the birth of a great
sage, somebody of me Colombian's Colombo is celebrating the birth of a
Porn Star it looks like. Aney dears some people slip over their limits
or may be by flaunting sex right throughout the year they forget that it
is Christmas. Which is the birth of Christ (just a reminder, if they
have forgotten?)
Colour Red for Joy has been interpreted as red for lust and dears!
People who went all Ga Ga about 'Da Da Vinci's Cord' (which was 'coded'
red by the authorities) are totally blind to this 'un-coded' blasphemy
that is going on in our own backyard.
But looking at it in a more 'matter of fact way' me Colombian thinks
that the people behind this 'horrendous crime' are quite naive about
this whole thing or they are not getting enough of what they are
flaunting around.
It is all in good faith I suppose, like me Colombian had noticed some
writers who write about women's matters (and sadly specialises on the
subject) pops up a subject on 'How to get your MAN all tied down to
you?' (how else I wonder, other than by tying them down to closest tree
to one's home?)
Darlings in the days gone by there was great belief in 'Hooniyang'.
You know those things called Charms? (the best quality comes from down
south specialist). Aiyo not the 'Charm' the way some 'bridal dressers'
express the word on those morning show programmes on TV. "Okkoma sudu
paaten, hari Charm vidhihata..." (in this case meaning 'simple and nice'
in all white sans glitter)
Now coming back to the subject of 'How to get your MAN all tied down
to you?' Well me Colombian thinks that the 'Down South Hooniyang' did
work in some cases. But dears! The man ended up suffering from 'TB'.
Aiyo no, no not 'Temporary Boredom' Aney (In case of marrying the women
who 'Hooniyang-fied' to get her man the man will not only suffer from
'Eternal Boredom' after the initial attractions of 'sexual bonding' has
faded away. He will also suffer from the disease called TB.
Tuberculosis.
How come? All of me Colombian's Colombyte ladies will ask. Specially
the ones who have tried that southern 'Hooniyang' to get man they were
after and get to where they are today.
Be it the cocktail circle or ending up owning a fleet of cars that
can cause a traffic jam in the streets of New York or even having enough
money to maintain a Paramour (Toy Boy, Dears!) behind the back of the
very man that her (Colombyte Lady's) family got the village 'Kattadiya'
do the 'Hooniyang' to get him bound to her for ever.
Well! How come. Now dears! those 'Hooniyangs' are concocted with a
mixture of many things (These days we can do all that hard work of
pounding the mixture in a pounder. You know the 'Wang Gediya'? We could
have blended large quantities in a Electric Blender and sold packets of
it at me Colombian's Colombo Super markets No?) Well those many things
consist of many things including the excreta of the Lizard. You know the
'Huna' No? The thing that goes Chick, Chick, (The sound which some
people think is 'Hooniyang' by itself if it is heard when you are about
to step out of the house).
'Chike' Darlings! You all, who ever who charmed to get your man will
think 'Eeekeiya! did I feed my husband with that Lizard Shit? Yes my
dears! That's exactly what you have done or did, knowingly or
unknowingly. Divas! And dears now you will realise that you have been
sleeping (all your life but on and off at the latter stages) with a man
who had 'Lizard Shit' in his system. Eeeeeeeya!
Hmm,.. now you all me Colombian's Colombyte ladies who are getting
their servants to get their village 'Kattadiya' to pound a 'Hooniyang'
to be fed to that 'Rich and Handsome' son of the Walauwwa Paramparawa
that hails from the Kandyan Kingdom.
"Not only that Aney!" our Colombyte lady, I hear saying on her
morning 'Gossip Call' to another Colombyte socialite, "Must see the cars
he is coming in no? Aiyo! Don't know a variety of them Aney! A Ferrari
today, a BMW tomorrow, like a dinky toy shop only".
So darlings! who is the ambitious mother who will let a 'Kolla' like
that walk through her garden path 'AWW'. You know what that stands for 'Atha
Wana Wana' (Empty Handed) without having the daughter of the house get
her 'Atha' entangled in an expensive 'Atha' of that sort.
Now! coming back to the Tuberculosis bit my dears! the 'Hunu Excreta'
blended into the 'Hooniyang' is used as a binder into the 'Hooniyang'
into which a 'Mantra' has been 'Japa-fied' (chanted) over and over again
to the extent that any man who eats that will get stunned and marry the
women who put it into his system.
So! what actually happens is that the 'Hooniyang' gets permanently
glued to the Romeo's intestines, getting him permanently glued to the
girl he thought was a temporary 'roll over'. Its permanent residence in
the man's stomach and its toxic content playing havoc gets him to the
church on time and to the hospital later in his life.
That also may be one reason that most of those monied male type's one
sees at those me Colombians Colombyte cocktail parties, accompanied with
non other than the women of his life; who spoon-fed him the 'Hooniyang'
and became the 'Everlasting Hooniyang' of his life appear to look so
Domiciled, Domesticated and Confiscated with his Sophisticated 'Charmer'
by his side.
But Darlings! While the man goes to the grave with his Tuberculosis
the Mother-in-law goes to the grave with the secret of what caused that
disease to her wealthy Son-in-law who left all his wealth behind for her
daughter and grandchildren to join her in hell (the last minute 'Upasaka
Amma' act won't work it seems Aney!) So me Colombian saw and heard
preached over TV on a Poya Day.
The 'Old Codger' of a Son-in-law will surely go to hell because of
sinning here in this world (I wonder where those 'Hells' and 'Heavens'
are? If they refer to "Melowa karana karuma wipaka, Elowadhi pala denawa".
Melowa=This world, Elowa= Hell or Heaven.
So when the Ma-in-law meets the Ole Sonna-in-law in Elowa she is sure
to confess to him about the 'Hooniyang' bit so that she can lessen the
weight of the burden she had gone down to hell with so that she can
descend to heaven even at a later stage.
But dears do you think the Ole Codger is going to take it lying down
on those fires? No my dears! The Ma-in-law who has by now lived in hell
to a 'Baked Old Age' will be Grilled to be fit enough to be served at
the annual 'Barbecue Night' with the distinguished appearance of 'Yama
Rajjuruwo' (the CEO of Hell) who's only secret of prevailing in his
post, is his refusal to extinguish the fires of his kingdom.
I wonder how 'Yama Rajjuruwo' ended up securing the post of CEO 'Deep
Dow Under' in the state where fire alarms are taboo. Is it by getting
all his 'Little Devils' to by the major shares of the company and later
get it all transferred it all in his name.
Aney dears! may be he is kind to his little fellows also who buy on
his behalf with his money. They might be all appointed to the board of
directors No? Being appointed to a board in that kind of place (Hell)
might be keeping them on a 'Hot Seat' all the time no?
Darlings all that brings us back to the hot seat over down here, like
the one that is hot and painting the town Red.
The colour of joy which is also the colour of Passion Lust and
Lucifer (according to that billboard) advising all young people to wear
those type of revealing clothes to midnight mass this Christmas.
Some of me Colombian's Colombyte ladies who have enough of 'dough'
No, no not the 'Paang Piti' Aney! No not even the American Piti Child!
This is the posh term for cash used by our Colombyte ladies dears.
Well they can buy those sensuous outfits to give some misfits the fits.
You know no the types that are always oogling and googling at those
areas exposed with utter deliberation to show the ones who gets a kick
out of seeing.
Well! if that is the type of clientele that Joy Passion and Lust
earns, then such words and half dressed images are not in vain and it
will also help to keep the blood circulation at a all round high and hot
of those emotionally bankrupt high flyers during this December Chill.
WOW!
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