Fox and the bunch of grapes
MODERN FABLE: Fox will be a fox always. Old or young a fox will
outfox anyone. That is the image that all foxes in the world posses.
But when a fox is outfoxed and looked upon us a stupid fool it will
be a telling blow to all the foxes.
This was the reason why Mr. Fox was in a real nasty mood. One of his
ancestors had tarnished the cunning and brainy image that they always
bragged about.
Mr. Fox was angry and thinking to himself... "Why did that stupid old
fool try to reach that bunch of grapes? If it was out of his reach, then
he shouldn't have tried to grab it. If he was a real fox similar to
politicians, he would have used someone else to do his dirty work.
But this so-called "smart" fox insulted us by failing to pluck the
grapes and add to that condemning it by calling them sour. He should
also know that foxes don't eat grapes!
Mr. Fox was really in a sour mood for the whole episode was a
sickening story.
Anyway he was determined to change that black mark that was troubling
generations and generations of foxes.
To make it right and bring back the cunning image which had been the
hallmark of foxes Mr. Fox had to find a bunch of grapes somehow or
other.
But at present grapes are being imported and freely available in the
market.
What he was wanted a bunch of grapes hanging on a creeper. Although
that kind of grapes were very rare to find these days, Mr. Fox was
determined to change the whole episode. He went in search of locally
grown grapes.
Although he knew that local grapes were very sour when compared to
the imported ones he had to find it and pluck it to bring back their
image.
At last after an intensive search he found what he sought in a home
garden. But the hurdle he had to face was not the height that his
ancestor encountered but a fierce dog who came to the gate with a deep
growl.
"Yes, Mr. Fox, can I help you?"
"Yes, Mr. Dog. You are my only saviour. I have taken a bet with
another fox over that bunch of grapes." The fox pointed at the grapes
and added, "But he says that a good-for-nothing dog is keeping watch and
challenged to outsmart you and taste the grapes. But I told my friend
that you were a decent canine with a good breeding and will definitely
oblige me by getting me the grapes."
Mr. Fox was like a politician who was trying to coax an angry voter.
But the dog was smarter and he knew about the old story where a fox
was outfoxed by a bunch of grapes. But although the dog was pleased with
what the fox told about him, he was unable to help him as his boss would
skin him alive if he gave away the grapes.
Mr. Fox, these grapes look good but actually they are not meant to be
eaten. They are meant to be like ornaments.
I suggest you change your mind and buy some tasty imported grapes
from a supermarket and tell your friend that good-for-nothing dog gave
it to you."
Mr. Fox knew he was at a dead end. He again glanced at the glistening
bunch of grapes and said, "Yes, my friend. They look sour," and turned
away.
"Yes, my ancestor was right. He did the correct thing by saying the
grapes were sour".
Moral: When eating grapes always go for imported stuff.
- ROHANA
Abhishek can wait, Ash to marry tree first
MARRIAGE: Those keenly anticipating the wedding of Bollywood
heartthrobs Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan hold on for a while. If
reports were to be believed, then Aishwarya is right now getting ready
to marry a 'tree'. This, of course, would just be a ceremonial one -
leading up to her wedding with Abhishek.
A day after the Bachchan family and Aishwarya left for Mumbai after
performing pujas at Vishwanath Temple and Sankat Mochan Temple on
Monday, the temple town is abuzz with talks of the ceremonial 'Kumbh
Vivah'.
A renowned Vedic Brahmin requesting anonymity said: 'Aishwarya will
have to marry either a peepal or banana tree or with an idol of Lord
Vishnu (of gold or silver), in case she is manglik. 'Kumbh Vivah' is
performed for manglik girls to ward off ill effects.
Since there are reports that Aishwarya is manglik, priests will
certainly advise performing of 'Kumbh Vivah' before the actual
marriage,' said Sridhar Pandey, a priest who took part in the puja for
the Bachchan family and Aishwarya at the Sankat Mochan Temple.
Astrologer Chandrasghekar Swami of Bangalore said, 'Abhishekh and
Aishwarya were in the holy town (Varanasi) at my suggestion. I had
advised both the families to perform this corrective puja at an ancient
Shiva temple.'
Swami is the first astrologer to say that Aishwarya is manglik.
Ajitabh Bachchan, brother of Amitabh had air-dashed to Bangalore early
this year to meet Swami at the behest of Aishwarya's father Krishnaraja
Rai with the horoscopes of the two actors. Ajitabh also accompanied the
Bachchan family and Aishwarya to Vishwanath Temple.
With the trip to the holy town, the Bachchans have sent out a message
across that Aishwarya was now part of their family.
Courtesy - Hindustan Times
Easy way out
FAINTING: Local television the other day carried footage of former
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berluscon fainting while addressing a
gathering of voters. The man was in full flight when he suddenly
collapsed and had to be carried away from the stage by partymen.
The reason for the blackout was not given. But to viewers of the
episode this was no sham. The aged politico was certainly under the
weather if not under the spell of his cheering audience.
The Sri Lankan public too was witness to a fainting bout by a one
time police chief during a ceremony accorded to the Britain's heir to
the throne not many moons ago. They watched astounded how this sturdy
individual collapsed on stage as if pole axed.
We don't know if the Royal presence had overwhelmed the IGP to such a
degree he lost his bearings. But a right royal mess this created with
the impression being created that Britain still ruled the waves in its
one time colony to the extent that its minions still fall before their
presence.
Victim
Of course, there was another fainting fit, the victim this time being
a politician but with the incident taking place outside public glare and
there was no drama created.
This was when the then only member of now king makers in Parliament
decided to defy an order from his leader that he tender an apology to
the Government, on pain of disciplinary action and possible ouster.
The man of course would have nothing of the kind and devised an
ingenious ploy to circumvent the issue.
This he did by collapsing in a heap in the midst of his speech,
thereby bypassing the stricture of his leader through the medium of the
faint which later proved to be feigned.
This was towards the end of the life of that Parliament and the man
eventually survived. No politician ever since has displayed such
enterprise. Now with the Italian example they could get inspired.
Come election time a particular MP on a sticky wicket vis a vis his
voters could now suddenly feign a faint on stage to attract sympathy.
One may conjure up a politco holding forth about his contribution to
his constituents and suddenly grasp at air in agony. He would of course
have to be convincing. But having contrived to convince his electors
earlier, this would not pose a big deal to him.
Ample torso
If anything he would need is to whittle down on his ample torso to at
least reach pre-election proportions. For no voter in their right minds
could be swayed to believe that a politico brimming with health sporting
ample proportions could collapse unless on their own accord.
For it is the public who is made to faint while grappling with
soaring prices all the time. The politicos would now have to change tack
and strive to slim down to a decent level if not to the level of their
hapless voters.
Political meetings could get interesting with doctors drafted onto
platforms to be at hand to nurse a particularly eager to please servant
of the people who is battling to get re-elected. The novelty of the
Italian experience could provide a new opening for our people's
representatives and aspirants to political office.
They would now fall before the people to demonstrate that they are
always the servants of the voters even though this fall could be
contrived. Well garlanded politicos parading the streets with their
supporters could suddenly develop a faint and be rushed in a humble
bullock cart to the nearest vedamahattaya.
Poll vaulters to the opposition camp can always faint at disciplinary
hearings and prolong their stay on the other side.
The practice could also enter the august House of Parliament with
Ministers with no answers during question time in the House collapsing
on their feet.
- RAMBLER |