The Kiri-Kat Fiasco

Well! the boys are busy playing the game my dears! and some me Colombian's Colombyte girls are busy trailing them I hear from a doorman of a leading Colombian's Colombo 5 star hotels that actually is opposite the Samudraya (meaning the ocean)

Specially the ones from the land that fought the apartheid seem to be very popular, me Colombian is told but I hear that some of our Kiri-Kat boys' spouses are also trailing those girls my dears! fearing that they will have to fight the apartheid in their own homes the way these lasses are at sixes and sevens in the hotel lobby and beyond.

But after all what the game of Kiri-Kat has fostered it must reflect no! always, either running after it, catching it, stumping it, throwing it, no-balling it, going over the fence, widening and no-balling my dears! Its all in the game for these Kiri-Kat boys.

As things are the Colombian's Colombyte beauties are supposed to be smitten and bitten by a new sensational bowling Kiri-Kat boy it seems, very young it seems Aney! but with a taste for few older varieties of wine from within the 5 star abode.

One from the same older variety has been tasted by another of the older Kiri-Kat boys who has left a few heads spinning in the past, specially that of a hare in Aussie.

What I meant was a few spins from this tall and dusky Kiri-Kat boy sent the hare from aussie racing to the ICC saying that the spins have given him the chills in more than one way and that he wants him to stop without taking it too Door-sha! But now going back to the Old Wine story dears! me Colombian is told that a similar branding belonging to a VIP of the Kiri-Kat abode also has done the disappearing act once in a while, making tongues in the direction of another Kiri-Kat boy of the past but the thing is that the guy has lost his 'cool' over the gossip and has had a few words exchanged with a few that are playing the game of Kiri-Kat while trying to catch the old Kiri-Kat boy at the stumps doing it, for once out the boundaries of his home.

My Dears! these Kiri-Kat boys' stories are nothing new to this land of Colombian's Colombo where many have trailed in and out from the day and before the day of independence.

But my Darlings! the girls of this independent state has always been dependent on Kiri-Katter's, if not for their daily bread, at least for those occasional flings.

You remember? that 'Girl from Panadura' now, now not like that 'Girl from Ipanema' by Astred Gilberto though this our one also had her Brazilian ways, you know! like those series of pulse tingling coffees that comes from that part of the world.

Now this girl from Panadura who acted her way to the top, got hooked on to a Charlie from Indies of the West.

The big n' brawly Charlie was doing his 'Karanang'. You know that thing like a summersault?

Though his name ends like that of the Hollywood star Melanie Griffith that Charlie boy famed for his Kiri-Katting in those days, did his bit of acting with that girl from Panadura during his Kiri-Kat visits to Colombian's Colombo when Colombian was in his teens.

In those days there was this place in Colombian's Colombo where there was a Safari Village, though not a village, a lot of village belles darlings! worked there as hostesses, hosting those Kiri- Katters of those days whenever they came for there Kiri-Katting rounds.

Now this girl actually was only a temporary maiden over to that Charlie boy. She eventually ended her maiden days by marrying a Hungarian charlie. The marriage ended up in a Goulash that Hungary is famous for and the girl from Panadura ended up in Los Angeles opening up her own little boutique in one of those boulevards.

To me Colombian's knowledge all the dames that ran after the Kiri-Kat boys in those days are mostly overseas. You remember that Dry-Cleaning Girl? Mayee! now you'all will think that I am making-up stories, like those property developers of the day.

But the dry cleaning girl my dears! was of Ayomaya (giant) proportions when it came to height and she showed her weakness that she had for such heights because she chose to rendezvous with that Kiri-Katting Khan of Pakistan whenever he visited Colombian's Colombo.

It was a passionately wild match they played but today the dry cleaning girl is away in some wild part of America all settled down with some even wilder GI whom she met, not while he was visiting her dry cleaning 'Salon' rather at that place where rowdy Elephants turn wild though they actually were supposed to turn Blue, while they are in there.

Mayeee! now our Colombyte girls will say that I am bad mouthing them for offering their hospitality to the visiting Kiri-Kat boys.

Aiyo Child! same everywhere no? Didn't you hear that story from Bombay where that Kiri-Katting Richards met that VIV-aciuos bollywood side-kick who wiggled her hips through many a Hindi film and ended up with a little western indian the day she wiggled it at that Richard boy.

Now, now its not fair no to only talk of the modern gals that are running after these Kiri-Katters. What about that old time Shantharam girl who was the toast of the times in Hindi movies who was whisked away from her stardom and taken to England by one of those English Kiri-Katters while he was visiting Baratha to make her his wife. Many, many stories me Colombian have up his sleeve.

Now these current kittens that are supposed to be roaming the 5 star hotel lobby are coming from many avenues (naturally no? they have to live somewhere and not on a hot tin roof). No aney!

I mean career avenues, not the names of the Roads, by Lanes and Mawathas they are living in. They are models, young newcomers to the movie industry (which is up a gum-tree) and a few I hear are from a few noted companies (noted because of them or what I don't know?)

But me Colombian was told that last weekend (that is if we still believe that Sunday evenings are yet an end to a week).

Anyway after that big winning of what they tasted out at the SSC, the Kiri-Katters have been in the mood to test these girls that were hovering around in a big MIX at the 5 star premises. It was all nice it seems until one foreigner from a neighbouring country has fallen all over one of the girls and the Kiri-Kat boys had slipped out in a hurry thinking that if the sounds got bigger more people would have heard them.

Apparently the 'Mandelites' are having the hots for a particular beauty who has worked in an important position at a bank where depositors are still banking their hopes that it will re-open and return their monies. Me Colombian is told that the lass is a 'curvey carmen' that can make heads turn whenever she walks in somewhere.

Her love for Kiri-Kat is also well known, me Colombian has been told because of her grand scale involvement sometime back with a Kiri-Katting star, now considered from yesteryear because of him fleeing not only the Kiri-Kat arena but also the country, because he was not given his due place in the team.

Talking of Kiri-Katting stars we can't forget, can we? my dears! of that 'Istarrr' of super position when Colombian's Colombyte Kiri-Katting boys won that Cup of the world in 1996. Aiyo! what a hullabaloo that was? Hmmm... the gals went mad no? and many of them were going many a places with our boys constantly travelling all over the cultural triangle (presently is under lock and key, we hear)

But that Kiri-Katting stars 'wiper eka' (as these gamay kollas refer to wives) young as she was, bowled him out of his life after he returned from a tournament.

Me Colombian's Colombytes went around Kasu-Kusufying that the 'little wiper' was a leading fashion designer's darling who saw 'STARS' when she was confronted by the Kiri-Katting husband on his return.

But Haiyo, haiyo now the 'wiper' has proven that the 'ramp romp' with the designer was only a temporary one and she is taking a normal route to womanhood these days.

Talking of the Kiri-Kat happenings it is said that the lobby beauties are now waiting for the team from Rama's land to hit the wicket here next week. "Mayee! my knees are going week Aney! when I see so n' so in action", one Sassy Lassy was heard saying.