Crystal ball for 2006 sees giant asteroid crash (or not)
PARIS, Friday (AFP) In 2006, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be re-elected
governor of California, Internet giant Google will suffer a setback and
Brazil will hang on to the World Cup. If Earth doesn't get wiped out by
a giant comet first, that is.
Maybe it will all come true and maybe not, but a legion of
soothsayers from business gurus to Bible decoders is full of predictions
for the year to come.
Some use elaborate computer programs like "Torah4U" to ferret out
remarkably precise predictions allegedly hidden within the Hebrew text
of the Old Testament and the Torah.
One Website complete with diagrammed excerpts from Holy scripture,
exodus2006.com, foresees the November re-election of Schwarzenegger
along with the re-establishment of a military draft in the United
States.
It also predicts that August 3, 2006 will be a blood-drenched day yet
just a mere shadow of the calamity that will befall us in 2010.
Annie Stanton, one of countless psychics plying her trade on the
Internet, predicts that catastrophe will come this year in the form of a
massive asteroid crashing into the planet.
Another mystic seer, Anita Nigam from India, has extended her powers
of the paranormal into another realm sports betting.
For a mere 50 pounds (88 dollars, 73 euros) a week, you can get her
insights into the outcomes of English football's Premier League matches.
World Cup rates are yet to be announced, but rumor has it she's keen on
Brazil.
Bill Gray of Colorado University uses turbo-charged computer models
that crunch data on global sea-surface temperatures and atmospheric
conditions to forecast the number and intensity of hurricanes that will
hit the US each year. Gray, whose track record is startlingly good, says
2006 will be no picnic 17 named tropical storms, nine hurricanes and
five major, high-wind hurricanes, nearly twice the historical average in
all categories.
Meanwhile "Wired" magazine co-founder John Battelle, whose crystal
ball is closely watched by the Internet technology faithful, says "Google
will stumble" due to a bad partnership or a legal setback.
He also predicts legislators in the United States and elsewhere will
take steps to protect citizens against "the perils of unprotected
Internet data mining" into their personal lives, including credit and
health histories.
Like many of his high-tech colleagues, he thinks 2006 will be the
year when mobile technologies plug into the Web so get ready for the
first truly usable electronic newspaper.
Another widespread forecast: by the end of the year, there will be a
one-in-three chance that you are making your phone calls, especially
long-distance ones, over the Internet. For free. |